{"id":850,"date":"2005-03-13T00:43:38","date_gmt":"2005-03-13T00:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/?p=2"},"modified":"2005-03-13T00:43:38","modified_gmt":"2005-03-13T00:43:38","slug":"2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/2005\/2\/","title":{"rendered":"so to just be clear, I&#8217;m not johnny-come-lately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About 15 billion years a go things kicked off, like Continental drift, big nasty meteoroids killing poor fluffy dinosaurs, general world-being-created stuff, and of course blogging becoming trendy. (I say trendy, real trendy people don\u2019t have blogs, like Kate Winslet, though actually, she might have one, just not admit to it, maybe she\u2019s the <a href=\"http:\/\/belledejour-uk.blogspot.com\/\">http:\/\/belledejour-uk.blogspot.com\/<\/a> <a href=http:\/\/092.me>answer<\/a> me this, have you ever seen them in the same room at same time? ha!). <\/p>\n<p>In the world of sad no-lifes who jump on every web band wagon ever, I am king. Along with the one eyed monkey. So horror when I say until now I\u2019ve resisted blogdom. <\/p>\n<p>Actually that\u2019s a lie. Actually it\u2019s more than one lie. For one, it implies I\u2019ve carefully thought through the dilemma of to blog: good\/bad, which would I fear be a lie. And second, umm, I\u2019ve already got one.<\/p>\n<p>But that one was shit\u2026 and never updated. so we&#8217;re pretending it <a href=\"http:\/\/nostuff.blogspot.com\/\">never existed<\/a>. yes?<\/p>\n<p>Now I have the wordpress thing. Which is my new best friend. <\/p>\n<p>Our agreement: I\u2019m not going to update this much. it\u2019s going to be crap. Too techy for normal people, too un-techy for techy, too localised for non brighton, will presume you know me, while only talking about abstracts. And I have decided that I will say shit and fuck when the mood suits, in a un-subconscious way. You agree that you will never read it. We are all happy. Again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About 15 billion years a go things kicked off, like Continental drift, big nasty meteoroids killing poor fluffy dinosaurs, general world-being-created stuff, and of course blogging becoming trendy. (I say trendy, real trendy people don\u2019t have blogs, like Kate Winslet, though actually, she might have one, just not admit to it, maybe she\u2019s the http:\/\/belledejour-uk.blogspot.com\/ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nostuff.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}